VK rant. Sorry. Read at your own risk.

Jul 28, 20133 min read

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Published: Jul 28, 2013

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_{_{Can I explain how mildly pissed I am at VK? As much as I love him, I often have the urge to just hit him around the head with a table. Like he always be like 'BAHO BUDDY MALIGO KA NA JEJEJEJEJEJ' *Have a bath buddy, You're smelly.. LIKE I JUST HAD A FREAKIN' BATH YOU HAVE BEEN OUT PLAYING BASKETBALL AND ROLLING IN MUD ALL DAY WHO IS MABAHO NOW? And the fucking poking. See me just trying to take a nap and he comes and starts poking me liek wtf go away you little shit I'm trying to sleep fool. and then he be like move over and pushes me off the bed. Literal conversation :
VK: Esod Buddy, matutulog ako din. *Move over Buddy, I'm gonna sleep too.
Me: Okey Okey, wait, don't push, I'm gonna fall.
VK: Sige, muhulog ka diyan jejejejej*Go on and fall then laughs
IDK anymoar.
The worst thing is.

The way he sleeps.
fucking ninja shit going on like boy, you need to stop playing mortal combat in yo dreams coz my poor shoulder does not appreciate being karate-chopped at 3am.
I had to move to to the other bed because he litterlally kicked me off the fucking futon like, NO.
AND HE CALLS ME HEAVY.
em excuse me, last time I checked you are twice my weight with yo 6 ft self don't be hatin that I am more kawaii-er than you. *sassy z-click*

He broke my phone. My BB. Permanent white screen of death.

Yeah and he's the type of person who eats shitloads and stays thin. But srsly, I am deeply concerned for his health.

BUT YEAH I AM NOT FINISHED.

He's too rough, like I may act like a boy but I am not one. geez man, pinching my face actually HURTS HE LITTERALLY BIT ME LIKE FUCKING EDWARD CULLEN ON THE ARM. NO. I CAN BITE HARDER WATCH MY COUSIN STILL HAS THE SCAR FROM WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

When filipino boys try to impress by swearing in english.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I SWEAR SO MUCH IN TAGALOG AND NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.

But what honestly annoys me the most, is when he disappears late at night with his friends, I worry so fucking much. Sure he may be 19, 6ft and fairly strong, but at least tell me where the fuck you're going geez, I sit at home waiting for you, the other night he came home shirtless WALKING THROUGH MONSOON FUCKING RAIN. I know how last time he caught a really bad cough that little shit.

However I love him. No matter how much he pisses me off, he is so sweet and I feel so lucky to have him. Just he needs to straighten up his lazy ass before I go all beyonce and baker backslap him (CrazyGirlWithGlasses Get the refrence bby lololol )}</div>
I APOLOGIZE I JUST NEEDED TO VENT OKEY PLZ I HAVE BEEN HOLDING THIS BACK THANK YOU I NEED CANDY BYE}